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Joke of the Day

"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."

"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"

"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."

"I asked my North Korean friend how are things over there. He said he can't complain."

"I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident"

"Worst joke I know. How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their favorite teddybear."

"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for half that?!"

"Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal? She only eats vegetables"