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Joke of the Day

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"

"I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer."

"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."

"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."

"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"

"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"

"Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory."

"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"

"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""