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Joke of the Day
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"
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"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""
"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
"What's the definition of ""Trust""? Two cannibals giving each other head"
"Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year."
"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense"