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Joke of the Day
"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"
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"Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test."
"Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. And his least favorite? Deadpool."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None!"
"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."
"Got a phone call today to do a stand up gig at a fire station... ... Went along. Turned out it was a bloody hoax."
"[police station] ""sir you get one phone call."" [calls 911] ""hello 911 what's your emergency?"" yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage."
"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed"
"Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things they say* *Listener discretion is advised"