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Joke of the Day
"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"
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"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"
"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""
"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."
"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."
"I have learned to accept that my parents are ""Santa,"" but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses."
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls."
"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."
"People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before."
"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."