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Joke of the Day

"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"

"The first rule of breast club is you having them and that's good enough for me."

"INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job? ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it."

"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."

"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""

"Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? (NSFW) Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You cant marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass"

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."

"Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to"

"A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7. I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway."