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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Adele? Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer in the comments."

"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"

"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."

"""Hey can you take our picture?"" ME: yea sure *takes picture* ME: wait sorry, The Flash was turned on THE FLASH: *blushing in the background*"

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds."

"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."

"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."

"What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar? You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!"

"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."