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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy? A rottweiller."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !"
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"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."