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Joke of the Day

"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"

"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."

"Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on."

"How do you make an orange turn red? Get John Boehner to cry."

"What's a hard drive's favorite band? Data Remember"

"If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president."

"A Maid Knocks On Her Master's Door Her master is busy talking on the phone She asks, ""Sir would you like some juice?"" He Replies ""Give Me A Minute Maid"""

"How did a hipster burn his mouth? Drank his coffee before it was cool"

"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."

"when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said."