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Joke of the Day
"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."
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"What do you do to dead chemists? You barium."
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"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."
"Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes"
"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"
"My leg brushed against the toilet in a Starbucks bathroom. Goodbye leg. You were a good leg."
"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."
"I wrote a book about a man that chokes to death on his own fart. I've called it: ""Gone With The Wind""."