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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"
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"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."
"Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life."
"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"
"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? You can't get kids to eat broccoli."
"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."
"If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."
"What do you call a person with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."