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Joke of the Day

"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."

"What's the difference between a chicpea and a tomato I don't pay 1200 dollars for a tomato on my face."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it"

"So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said ""Can't complain""."

"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."

"Add inches to your penis with this one simple trick! Sharpen the edge of your ruler before you measure."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"When your friend offers you free food, all trust is gone out the window!!! The fuck did you do to it? Nothing, I swear! Okay I'll take a fucking bite."

"C'mon phone, let's go to bed."