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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it"
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"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape."
"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."
"If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that's weird."
"Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda."
"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"My phone knows the word ""giveth"" but not the word ""fuck."" Perfectly useful for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did."
"What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today? What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?"
"What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone."
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"