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Joke of the Day
"What's the real reason old men take Viagra? So they don't roll out of bed!"
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"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"
"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"
"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"
"My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM."
"Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna? For a self'a steam."
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
"What does my jokes and cancer have in common? Only my dad gets it."
"How do dogs do business? Pro-bono"
"""Can we talk tomorrow?"" is my way of saying ""I'll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?"""