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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called a Mango? Because Mancome wasn't selling"
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"Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used ""litigation"" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now."
"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"
"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."
"How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde? When you can pull the pin and throw it back"
"What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ? Santa has just 3 Ho's..."
"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."
"A elderly man gets diagnosed with brain cancer And dies."
"What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk? A mootation"
"The holiday season is coming up. Every year I make my parents something. I make them disappointed."