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Joke of the Day
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
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"A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks."
"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."
"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."
"How can you tell if something is clickbait?"
"Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next."
"Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart."
"What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me."
"I went to the zoo the other day... It was just a really bad zoo overall, just a run down old place. It had only animal too, a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"My boyfriend didn't think the joke I made up was funny - what do Jews call Jesus? JEWSUS"