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Joke of the Day

"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."

"How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin? By looking over your shoulder."

"I've reached the age where if I see a wet T-shirt contest, I worry the girls might catch cold."

"I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking"

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"What happened to the plan of starting a book club? It got shelved."

"She's not my fake internet girlfriend, she's my eBae."

"All of my horoscopes lately have started with ""Ok, don't freak out but..."""

"What do big banks and Hillary Clinton have in common? They aren't too big to fail"

"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."