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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the plan of starting a book club? It got shelved."
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"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
"I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand.. It will be called Froyo Information."
"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"That bitch... Two necrophiliacs were chatting on the phone. One says to the other,""So how's the girlfriend?"" He replies, ""Eh, the rottin cunt split on me last night."""
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."
"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"Reddit is a really blue community... ...because everyone is really sad about all the ""reddit is green"" reposts."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""