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Joke of the Day

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''"

"I need to know how to swim in pussy... ...cause im drowning in it"

"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."

"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."

"How often do you hear element jokes on Reddit? Periodically!"

"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."

"I don't understand why, with all the modern technology we have, objects in the mirror can't be the exact size as they appear"

"A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says ""Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."" The guy replies ""Well, I got here as fast as I could""."

"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"