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Joke of the Day

"I've reached the age where if I see a wet T-shirt contest, I worry the girls might catch cold."

"Heard today that most feminists are lesbians that's why they can't think straight."

"MATH Q: 5 friends wanna split a $50 dinner. But Josh wants a separate check bc his thing was $2 less. Really, Josh? This is y nobody likes u"

"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"

"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."

"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."

"What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos."

"What does Santa call his English Elves? Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out."

"Coca-cola should make a Coca-cola flavored candy cane and call it a Coke Cane."

"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"