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Joke of the Day
"Why can't midgets run? The grass tickles their balls."
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"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"
"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"
"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"
"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."
"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"
"When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house and watch him check the mailbox for scripts."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Silent."
"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."
"If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace... how many bedrooms would your mansion have?"