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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Silent."
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"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."
"What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs? Banner."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."
"What is the difference between a man and a woman? Wo"
"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."
"I'd like to introduce you to someone. Black jelly bean, this is garbage can. Garbage can, this is black jelly bean."
"Why don't black people lay in the sun? ...because it's 92.96 million miles away."
"What do you call an angry terrorist? Amin Amood"