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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"
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"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."
"My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ""Now son, this may hurt a bit""."
"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"
"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."
"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"
"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"
"What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other? Purranks."
"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."