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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lizards get a divorce? A reptile dysfunction"
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"Many people think the Romans invented Vaseline That was ancient grease"
"Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray's stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old."
"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."
"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."
"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."
"Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. - OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY"
"I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one."
"What to NEVER EVER EVER say to a fat girl (or a girl who is overly conscious of her own weight). (OC) As part of our team, you're expected to pull your own weight."
"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"