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Joke of the Day

"What's Donald Trump's favorite dessert? Vladimir Puddin"

"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."

"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."

"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."

"Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?"

"I hate songs about how hard it is to be on the road. Stop being a musician if you don't like it. Apply to law school."

"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"

"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."