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Joke of the Day

"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"

"I'm writinig a book.... It's called *""""Pop goes the hamster"" and other great microwave games""*"

"The closest I've ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station."

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"

"If you don't wake up, eat & then go back to sleep, you're doing Sunday wrong."

"If jews had a planet I would call it Jewpiter"

"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"

"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."