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Joke of the Day
"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"
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"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common? Who?"
"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."
"Imagine getting the girl of your dreams phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""definately"""
"What do you call a German dust storm? A Jewish family reunion."
"""DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT"" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in* ur under arrest ""FOR WHAT"" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease"
"Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!"
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."