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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"

"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"

"2 peanuts are walking in the park. One is assaulted."

"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"

"Beer nuts are so dang expensive... ...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck."

"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck."

"Just had a food baby, but I'm not ready for that type of responsibility so I flushed it"

"Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too."