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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have sex with his wife? Because whenever She gets hot, he hits her with a shovel."

"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""

"If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?"

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""

"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."

"There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party. (That being said, I'm fucking terrified)"

"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"

"I'm beginning to think I'm a terrible host. Hubs says it's rude to answer every question with ""I don't know. Get the fuck out of my house."""