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Joke of the Day
"I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution."
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"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie"
"I tried to explain what a double-entendre is But it's soooo hard"
"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."
"The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks: ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"""Fig Newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!"""
"What's Piccolo's preferred type of car? DODGE!!!"
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."
"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."