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Joke of the Day
"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""
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"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."
"A man walks into a bar And he orders 4 shots. Man: Have you heard the Joke that all insolvents know? Bartender: (amused) No. Man: Good. Then you can pay for my drinks."
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"When I become famous... I want to get a huge marble bust made in my image. But I'm getting ahead of myself."