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Joke of the Day
"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."
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"a sad short wrench walks into a bar and asks for a beer the bartender asks why is he so sad. and the wrench replies ""can you leave me alone, i don't want to torque"""
"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."
"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"
"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"
"Went to a restaurant. The sign said ""breakfast anytime."" So I ordered French toast during the renaissance"
"If you want a successful marriage, marry a dictionary. Sex always comes before yardwork and anal comes before responsibility!"
"What do you call a group of Idiots? Congress"
"Why did the seal make a Tinder account? To find a Significant Otter."
"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("