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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."

"My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers,"" he told me."

"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."

"A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive."

"What did one German baker say to the other? Glutentag!"

"Why is the mushroom so popular? Because he's such a fungi."

"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"

"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""

"Just clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Now I have AIDS. :("

"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"