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Joke of the Day
"How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon? Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!"
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"I asked the Nazi store for a discount They gave me 8 off."
"Going Straight to Hell Q: How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? A: They place flowers on the grave."
"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"
"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"
"Great, yet another drive-in movie ruined by the neighbors saying I can't park on their lawn and watch movies through the living room window."
"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."
"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"
"Auto correct is my worst enema."
"look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did"