209722
Joke of the Day
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"
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"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."
"First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you're coming"
"I'm ABSOLUTELY positive I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."
"What's smokey the bear's middle name? The."
"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."
"How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend? With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry."
"Member when ""Member Berries"" wasn't the main remember meme? Pepperidge farm remembers."
"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""I'll serve you but don't start anything"""