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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre."
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"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
"Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Orally."
"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"
"I took a piano lesson with Elton John... He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool."
"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."
"I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like ""New sandwich?"""
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."
"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."
"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"