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Joke of the Day
"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"
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"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."
"What did the window say when it was cracked? Well this is a pane in my glass."
"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."
"On a scale of 10 to 10, how good am I at giving you a choice?"
"Fat people save more water compared to everyone else... because they only need one cup off water to fill a bath."
"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"
"I was once an avid smoker of weed... I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail."
"What kind of newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times"
"What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!"