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Joke of the Day
"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
Next Joke
"94% of my workout regimen is reading things online that make me so angry I shake"
"You know what they say about guys who don't remember their circumcision... Ignorance is briss."
"Two roads diverged in the woods. I took the road less traveled and now I'm a werewolf. Thanks, poetry."
"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."
"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it."
"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"
"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""
"finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook"