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Joke of the Day
"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."
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"Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed? He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."
"Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention."
"[Spider sits at computer and Googles probability of being eaten by human in his lifetime] Holy shit Sharon, COME SEE THIS"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."
"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "
"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin"