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Joke of the Day
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
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"What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse"
"What did the underweight onion say to the garlic? No more light bulb jokes!"
"I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay."
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."
"Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person."
"I like my bread the way I like my women... French and covered in butter."
"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."
"I woke up went for a walk my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: ""Good grief where are your feet?"" I must have left them in bed !"
"Q: What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action? A: An inj-oink-tion."