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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the boy? Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"
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"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."
"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"
"I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level."
"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."
"Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
"I'm a man of my word... and that word is ""unreliable"""
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement."
"What's the difference between an accordion and an onion? No one cries when you cut up an accordion"