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Joke of the Day

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"What did the black kid get on his SAT's? Barbeque sauce."

"Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris."

"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"

"I design castles. AMA! For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart."

"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."

"Welcome to the punctuation store, where we serve all your daily punctuating needs! https://sites.google.com/site/thepunctuationstore/"

"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"

"There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? meat"

"People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?"