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Joke of the Day

"You know what the downside about Crotchless panties is.. One ball always manages to slip out.."

"1969: America winning space race with the Russians 2014: America keeping up with the Kardashians."

"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."

"This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it."

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"What dance do hippies hate? A square dance."

"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."

"How to bargain with your wife Me: Can I get a motorcycle? Wife: No. Me: Can. I get a boat? Wife: NO! Me: Can I get a blowjob? Wife: (sighs) Is it a BIG boat?"

"Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell."

"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"