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Joke of the Day
"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."
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"What's the procrastinator's favorite song? ""Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.."" (You're always a day away)"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone."
"Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan"
"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."
"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"
"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said I'd be rich as a Jew."
"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"
"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."
"What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star."