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Joke of the Day
"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."
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"I had an addiction to soap... but thanks to some dirty bastards stealing all of it, I am clean now."
"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"
"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"
"""Flight 1234 are you ready to copy holding instructions?"" ""Center make that request on the next frequency...."""
"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"
"What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food? Meesa Soup"
"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."
"At Twitter HQ J: Users haven't complained in a while, what's going on? Devs: Oh, we've got just the thing *releases update"
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"