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Joke of the Day
"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."
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"Assorted nuts... ...was the name of the insane asylum."
"When I sing with my headphones in I think, ""Why don't I have a record deal?!""...Then I take them out and I know why."
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."
"How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out."
"""It's been months since I got laid."" - Baby chickens"
"Chics are like Voltron. The more you hook up with, the better it gets."
"Have you heard about the new advanced ABS system developed by an Israeli company? Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime."
"What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."