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Joke of the Day

"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""

"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."

"Why does the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry."

"I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Pleasant and uplifting."

"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."

"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"

"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"

"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."