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Joke of the Day

"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"

"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"

"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."

"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."

"Some of you may be dismayed by Ted Cruz's recent annoucements But please remember that ""pulling out"" is the only acceptable way for a Christian to terminate a presidency"

"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"

"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."

"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend? After the date, you can just drop her off anywhere."

"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"