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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything! Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant.... What am I saying, we're all fucked"

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""

"History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete ""Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."""

"Once upon a time... People came up with original jokes to post, instead of reposting the same old ones!"

"This one trick will make you feel young again. Made you look."

"*sits down in a classy as hell bar* ""barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..."" *lowers shades* ""$200 every 4 months"""

"What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate."

"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."

"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"