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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything! Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant.... What am I saying, we're all fucked"

"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."

"schrodinger's joke. It's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone."

"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."

"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."

"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."

"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."

"With Jupiter ascending flopping the wachowskis are planning to quit the movie biz and going into the fast growing Mexican food business They are planning on naming their company as the Nachoskis"