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Joke of the Day

"""So did you get lucky last night?"" You better believe it! [flashback to me making all green lights omw home after girl refused to kiss me]"

"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."

"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."

"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get too the other side lmao memeboi"

"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."

"So I dragged off this girl from the bar the other night... She had this cool tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. Damnedest thing, though! When I put my ear to it, I could smell the ocean."

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower. Or caring that I exist or whatever."

"Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water? Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water."