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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"

"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."

"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"

"A percussionist gets punched. What does it do? It would block."

"[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE"

"Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper... I woke this morning with a huge correction."

"Do you have any raisins? What about a date?"

"Why is George Bush always on the bottom when having sex? Because he can only fuck up!"

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"I wonder what people who type ""u"" instead of ""you"" do with all their free time?"