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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor? The Terminator"
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"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs? One's a group of cunning runts... Source: Imgur user YossarianMinderbinder"
"The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. They came from Baltimore."
"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."
"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"
"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."
"4yo: What happened to the fish? Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish."
"I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it... Fuck that shit"
"[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! [my brain]: How do cows make cheese"
"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."