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Joke of the Day

"what do a roadway, for coworkers in the same car, that goes underwater and discomfort in the wrist from excessive computer use have in common? carpool tunnel"

"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"Are you from Heaven? Because you look like you just died"

"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"What I Say To 7: ""This is just between us"" What 7 Hears: ""Tell Mom everything and please embellish it to make it sound 100 times worse"""

"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."

"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."

"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."

"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."